Nobody likes you when you’re 23
Sometimes a dude will pop up on my Facebook newsfeed and I’ll think “Damn, what happened to this guy? I never see him. What does he do? This guy fell off.” Most of the time that’s just me arrogantly assuming that when I don’t see a person they pretty much cease to exist, but then again, some dudes have just fallen off. And I think I am one of them! Have I fallen off? I mean, I decided over a year ago to stop leaving my house, and it has been working out for me pretty well so far. But like…I didn’t mean to fall off. How do I get back on?